Starter Roast
$19
For one page, profile, or offer.
- 5 problems hurting clarity or trust
- 5 quick fixes
- 1 stronger CTA
- 24–48 hour delivery
BLUNT FEEDBACK. BETTER BUSINESS.
Your business might not be bad. It might just be confusing people.
Get a direct, AI-assisted audit of your website, profile, offer, or pitch—and find out what is stopping people from clicking, booking, buying, or replying.
✓ Delivered in 24–48 hours✓ Clear fixes, no corporate fluff✓ Built for founders and small businesses
“Your CTA is hiding like it owes somebody money. Put it where people can actually see it—and tell them exactly what to do next.”
Pick your level of honesty.
Every package is direct, respectful, and focused on practical improvements—not pointless insults.
Full Roast
$49
For a website, business page, or startup offer.
- Brand and offer clarity review
- Trust and conversion blockers
- CTA and messaging improvements
- Prioritized action plan
Deep Roast + Rewrite
$99
For people ready to fix it—not just hear about it.
- Everything in Full Roast
- Rewritten headline and CTA
- Rewritten bio/about and offer
- 3 lead-generating content ideas
Simple. Fast. Actually useful.
Send your link
Tell me what you sell, who you want to reach, and what is not working.
I roast the blockers
I review your clarity, offer, trust signals, page flow, messaging, and CTA.
You get the fixes
Receive a clear, prioritized report you can actually use within 24–48 hours.
What can be roasted?
Websites, landing pages, LinkedIn profiles, Instagram pages, Facebook business pages, founder bios, startup pitches, booking pages, product pages, and service offers.
Ready for the truth?
Complete the intake form. Submitting it opens an email draft with your answers so your request can be confirmed and payment arranged.